To Join Or Not To Join?
Friday, June 6th, 2008Joiner? I didn't think I was a joiner. I wasn't a Brownie and I left the Girl Scouts before I had to deserve a camping badge. I don't camp - unless you call surviving power outages camping.
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Joiner? I didn't think I was a joiner. I wasn't a Brownie and I left the Girl Scouts before I had to deserve a camping badge. I don't camp - unless you call surviving power outages camping.
Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From ‘Long-Guy-Land’
Thursday, June 5th, 2008I have lived on Long-guy-land all of my life (yes, 'on' -- a Long-guy-lander does not live 'in' the Island) and moved to South Carolina five years gone. For those unfamiliar with tha Island, LI is NOT Noo Yawk City and has a culture of its own. Long-guy-land, in fact, ...
Shouldn’t Meditation Be Spelled MMMMMeditation?
Thursday, June 5th, 2008Living in Los Angeles without meditating would have being like living in Seattle without drinking coffee - hard to swallow. Today, thankfully, you don't have to have long hair, sandals and a tie-dyed t-shirt. Today the look is Richard Gere without tie-hue. It's not Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton or Nicole ...
Language Is Confusing - Why Aren’t Green Grocers Green?
Sunday, June 1st, 2008My grandmother would say the English language has gone to hell in a handbasket. I suit; but as I didn't know where that saying came from, I Googled it. I found out that in 1714 the governor of Piscataqua said something about giving his head in a handbasket before passing ...
Do You Want To Bet It Hasn’t Changed?
Thursday, May 29th, 2008When I wasn't looking, someone put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on Las Vegas. It's no longer family friendly. The money Mom and Dad were spending on wizard hats and amusement park rides wasn't being spent in casinos, which spin, roll and throw much greater profits.
Who Said Dogs Are Man’s Best Friend?
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008I was flipping down the yellow, brick road of my life at the same time that I flipped through the pages of a photo album. Were the boys ever that little? Did I really have being of the kind which many hair styles as Oprah? Then there were the pictures ...
Who Said Dogs Are Man’s Best Friend?
Saturday, May 24th, 2008I was flipping down the yellow, brick road of my life as I flipped through the pages of a photo album. Were the boys ever that little? Did I really have in the manner that many hair styles as Oprah? Then there were the pictures of our four-legged family.
Language Is Confusing - Why Aren’t Green Grocers Green?
Friday, May 23rd, 2008My grandmother would say the English language has gone to hell in a handbasket. I pass one's word; goal because I didn't know where that saying came from, I Googled it. I found out that in 1714 the governor of Piscataqua said something about giving his head in a handbasket ...
Who’d Like Four Rats?
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008Once, in the name of science, I let my younger son buy four rats. The rats were for a science project and he agreed to take them back to the pet store IMMEDIATELY after the project was finished.
What’s Good About Good Nutrition?
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008The rules of good nutrition keep changing. Coffee's good for me, it's bad for me, everything in moderation is fine for me. Stop! This revolving door approach to what is and isn't good for me is making me indignantly dizzy. Scientists can put men on the moon. Why can't they ...
Is It A Pursesonal Problem?
Monday, May 19th, 2008"Don't put totally your eggs in one basket". I grew up hearing that aforethought; but I'd never thought of my purse of the same kind with a basket - until it was stolen. Then I was a basket - suit.
Who Said Dogs Are Man’s Best Friend?
Friday, May 16th, 2008I was flipping disuse the yellow, brick road of my life as I flipped through the pages of a photo album. Were the boys ever that little? Did I really have as many hair styles as Oprah? Then there were the pictures of our four-legged family.
Who’d Like Four Rats?
Friday, May 16th, 2008Once, in the name of science, I let my younger son gain four rats. The rats were for a science project and he agreed to take them cause to go backward to the pet store IMMEDIATELY after the project was finished.
What’s Good Husband Material?
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008Marriages may subsist made in heaven, but a lot go to hell later. Because I'm still married to husband number one, divorced girlfriends seek information regarding my instruction about what they should look for in husband number two ... or three. My advice is free - and worth every penny.
Don’t Babies Make The World Go Around?
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008What is it about babies that makes us want to touch a woman's pregnant recesses? What makes us want to nibble babies' toes?
The Truth Behind Valentine’s Day - Past and Present
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008It is not true that Valentine's day is a holiday invented by greedy greeting card companies eager to sell more stock or along candy companies to sell more chocolate, or general retailers to create more craft once Christmas is over. It is easy to imagine that Valentine's Day was created ...
I Didn’t Know - Did You?
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008Is it because I'm blond or don't I get out quantum sufficit? The grocery store bagger put a "Thank You For Shopping Here" sticker on one of our paper bags. I thought it was supermarket PR. Who knew it was digest for purchases paid for - not stolen.
What’s An Emotional Massage?
Sunday, May 11th, 2008Having a view of the ocean is like having each emotional massage.
Who Carries The Beach Umbrella?
Saturday, May 10th, 2008There's no way to keep sand out of the house when you live by the strand, if it were not that the beach is why we moved here. I tell my family a little sand underfoot is homey. In the summer the shingly margin is a magnet. People come for ...
What’s A Television Without Pictures?
Friday, May 9th, 2008If I had to choose betwixt television and radio, I'd pick out the latter - reality over reruns. However, music doesn't sooth my savage beast. It doesn't quiet my thoughts. I listen to talk shows for they occupy my mind by giving me something else to think about.